Because of that I get some strange questions throughout the day.
Some recent ones include...
"Can I go home with you?"
"What color am I wearing?"
"Where's your daughter?"
I have explained to this child multiple times that I am not married and don't have children. She then tells me- "you don't have to be married to have kids.." Certainly true, but not really what you want a 8 year old telling you.
and just today I got one I have never heard before...
"Can you staple my pants?"
-said by a young man with a large hole underneath the zipper of his pants.
By the way, staples don't work very well on khakis
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